Whats the mata with Chel

Whats the “Mata” with Chelsea  like seriously...wha gwan??? has “terry” lost his “John”son ??? it looks like “Petr” can’t keep his goal in “cech” this is no longer funny but in fact actually very “Hilari”ous, the force is no longer strong in Obi one “mikel” they spent so much money on Torres and the only thing he has managed to bring is the blues.... I heard they have a foetus and it will become the next Chelsea manager when it is born. All joking aside they can't win at home, they can't win on the road, I just can't figure out where else they can play. Fantasy tip 101: Stack up on ManCity Players they play Chelsea nxt